Do drink a bottle of 'wine' that's been lying outside your tent for 3 days in 40 degree heat.
Dont be afraid to show your sexy face even if you know it will make all the hipsters jealous...
Do shot vodka straight out the bottle after living off a diet of crisps and coke cola for 5 days, you wont remember in the morning anyway.
DONT agree to marry 3 boys just because they are the first ginger people you have met abroad, to later find out that they all know each other. Its just awkward.
DONT leave your friend on her own, as your are most likely to find her hours later in some kind of weird sex circle, chanting the Spanish national anthem.
DO pretend to be Chinese tourist for the day, people will understand you better.
DO read wuthering heights on the train, its sooooooooo FASHON.
If your going to a music festival abroad follow this simple rules and I promise you wont go wrong...
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